Jim Carrey – Rolling Eyes
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” -Jim Carrey Generated by @HelloSelah_
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” -Jim Carrey Generated by @HelloSelah_
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“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.” -Mitch Hedberg Generated by @HelloSelah_
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“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg Generated by @HelloSelah_
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“I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.” -Mitch Hedberg Generated by @HelloSelah_
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“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?” -Mitch Hedberg Generated by @HelloSelah_
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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” -Mitch Hedberg Generated by @HelloSelah_
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